-No Sherlock! You’re not going to wash the dishes with sodium hydroxide!
-Shut up, John. It’s all about the right amount….
-…. Well! Done my part of household chores today.
-Alright, Mr. Wet t-shirt. And they don’t include mopping the kitchen floor, ceiling and walls, am I right?
-Obviously. …Mr. what?
- …nothing. Nevermind…
-I’ll tell you if you’ll help to clean up the kitchen…
I know sodium hydroxide doesn’t react quite that forcefully with water, but I took some artistic liberties to exaggerate :D
Edit: I’m soooooooo chanceable! I decided that I preferred it without text and the dialogue written below instead.